Eric & Ernie can be found on the dance floor or by the bar swapping war stories, each convinced he is the bigger hero. Pastiche's Outrageous Oldies bring mischievous Character Entertainment to your Event, with lifelike masks, costumes and mannerisms that give these playful personalities their distinctive appeal. Ask our Team about the available Characters and appearance formats for your occasion, subject to Performer availability and agreed booking arrangements.
Lifelike mannerisms, masks and costumes give our Outrageous Oldies their distinctive personalities and make them an eye-catching addition to Guest photographs.
Imagine Eric & Ernie arriving at your Graduation Ball, Awards Ceremony or Event as two mischievous war-veteran Characters, with a shopping trolley, medals, humbugs or other Props included according to the selected Characters and agreed booking.
Alternatively, ask about Betty and Margaret, our Old Ladies who set out to rediscover their teenage antics, subject to Performer availability.
You can also enquire about pairing Eric or Ernie with Betty or Margaret as an Outrageous Oldies Couple, with the available Character combinations and appearance arrangements confirmed for your booking.

From Corporate Events and Graduation Balls to Awards Ceremonies and Private Parties, Pastiche can help you explore Outrageous Oldies Character Entertainment around your chosen occasion. Our Team can discuss the available Characters, preferred appearance format, Venue suitability and Guest interaction, with arrangements agreed according to Performer availability, your Event programme and budget. Pastiche directly handles technical arrangements and risk assessments, coordinating the selected Act's practical requirements with your Venue.

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Enquire NowOutrageous Oldies features mischievous older Characters brought to life through lifelike masks, costumes and mannerisms. Eric & Ernie's competing war stories and Betty and Margaret's rediscovered teenage antics give the Act its playful personality. Available Characters, appearance formats and Guest interaction depend on the selected Performers and agreed booking.
You can enquire about Eric & Ernie, Betty and Margaret, or a mixed Outrageous Oldies Couple pairing Eric or Ernie with Betty or Margaret. Character combinations depend on Performer availability and agreed booking arrangements. Shopping trolleys, medals, humbugs and other Props may be available depending on the selected Characters and booking, and should not be assumed to be included automatically.
Please share details of your proposed appearance area, access arrangements, floor surfaces, steps or stairs, Guest numbers and available changing facilities. Tell our Team whether the Event is indoors or outdoors and mention any Venue restrictions. Pastiche directly handles technical arrangements and risk assessments, coordinating the selected Performers' requirements with your Venue. Any equipment, additional Props or production Services will be discussed and confirmed for your booking.
Contact Pastiche with your Event date, location, Venue details, approximate Guest numbers, preferred appearance timings and budget. Tell our Team whether you are interested in Eric & Ernie, Betty and Margaret, or a mixed Outrageous Oldies Couple, and mention any particular Props or appearance requests. We can check Performer availability, discuss suitable arrangements and explain the proposed booking details. Please mention “Outrageous Oldies” in your enquiry.